hero’s musings | bookzio

carrie dirisio

Adolescent and young adult

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November 24, 2022

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November 24, 2022


Have you ever wished you could get a little guidance from your favorite book boyfriend? Have you ever dreamed of being the Chosen One in a YA novel? Do you want to know all the secrets to survive the dreaded plot twist?
Or maybe you’re just really confused about what “opal-tinted luminous cerulean orbs” really are?
Well, popular Twitter personality @broodingYAhero is here to help as you tackle the latest frontier in your media mastery: writing a book. Join Broody McHottiepants as he tries to write Brooding YA Hero: Becoming a Main Character (Almost) As Awesome As Me, a “self-help” guide (with activities, always needs activities) that lovingly pokes fun at the YA tropes we lay eyes on. white, but we secretly love.
As his infamous ex, Blondie DeMeani, tries to thwart him at every turn, Broody outsmarts him to detail, among other topics, how to choose his gender, how to keep his love interest (while maintaining lead character status), his secret formula for success guaranteed love triangle, and how to make sure you secure that sequel, all while keeping your hair perfectly styled and never breaking a sweat.

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